3
BOB CRATCHIT
I was wondering if you'd like Mr. Marley's name removed from the sign outside.
MR. EBENEZER SCROOGE
No; time will erase it at no cost to us.
0
MR. EBENEZER SCROOGE
You find my nephew amusing, Cratchit.
BOB CRATCHIT
He's a very pleasant fellow, sir.
MR. EBENEZER SCROOGE
You're another Christmas lunatic like him.
BOB CRATCHIT
If you say so, sir.
MR. EBENEZER SCROOGE
Oh, it seems you doubt me, Mr. Cratchit. What are you, then?
BOB CRATCHIT
Your clerk, Mr. Scrooge.
MR. EBENEZER SCROOGE
My fifteen shilling a week clerk, with a wife and family, yet you babble about "Merry Christmas." I'll retire to Bedlam.