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TEE
How you doing, baby?
BRANDI WEB
[coldly] "How am I doing, baby?" I'm not your baby.
TEE
Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.
DARNELL 'DEENY
[narrating] And that was it. The moment that changed my entire life.
DARNELL 'DEENY
[running up to Brandi] Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, um...
BRANDI WEB
[glaring at Tee] That's no way to talk to a lady!
TEE
[mockingly] Oh, Madame...
DARNELL 'DEENY
Look, he didn't mean anything by it. He didn't mean it.
TEE
[rudely] Yes, I did!
DARNELL 'DEENY
I'm sorry, it's just that he was dropped on his head as a baby and he's been a little rattled ever since.
BRANDI WEB
I see. Well, perhaps I should arrange for him to fall on his head again so he can get unrattled.
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BRANDI WEB
So tell me something, Darnell. You still the man? The main man? You know what you are? And I didn't think so. You're a dog. A mad dog, to be exact. And do you know what they do with mad dogs? I can't hear you.
DARNELL 'DEENY
No, what they do with mad dogs?
BRANDI WEB
[pulls out a gun] They shoot mad dogs!
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MA WRIGHT
I know you didn't touch her, baby. I raised you better than that. The Lord must've been watching out over your stupid ass.
DARNELL 'DEENY
Hey, I cut her off. She was into some crazy shit, mama. She was wild - buck wild.
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DARNELL 'DEENY
Clovis' little brother? Mama, you can't let her go out with him. He macks more women than... than...
MA WRIGHT
The one I'm looking at right now?
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NIKKI
Now, see what you need to be doing, Darnell, is taking care of me.
DARNELL 'DEENY
Uh, now when did we establish that you were my woman?
NIKKI
[sharply] When I opened my legs to you, baby! The contract was signed then.
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DARNELL 'DEENY
[while visiting his mother] So, what's up, Ma? You been watching the talk shows?
MA WRIGHT
I don't watch that junk! I've got enough trouble in my life already!