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MILO THATCH
I'm home. Fluffy? Here, kitty.
HELGA
Milo James Thatch?
MILO THATCH
Who, who are you? H-How did you get in here?
HELGA
I came down the chimney, ho ho ho.
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COOKIE
Blondie, I've got a bone to pick with you.
HELGA
[to Milo] Hold that thought. [to Cookie] What is it this time, Cookie?
COOKIE
You done stuffed my wagon full to bustin' with nonessentials. Look at all this. Cinnamon, oregano, ci-lantro. What in the cockadoodle is ci-lantro?
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COMMANDER ROURKE
So we find this masterpiece. Then what?
MOLE
When do we dig?
MILO THATCH
Actually, we don't have to dig. You see, according to the journal, the path to Atlantis will take us down a tunnel at the bottom of the ocean and will come up a curve into an air pocket, right here, where we'll find the remnants of an ancient highway that will lead us to Atlantis. Kind of like the grease trap in your sink.
HELGA
Cartographer, linguist, plumber. Hard to believe he's still single.
MOLE
You said there would be digging.
HELGA
Go away, Mole.
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HELGA
You said we were in this together! You promised me a percentage!
COMMANDER ROURKE
Next time, get it in writing.
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HELGA
Someone's having a good time.
COMMANDER ROURKE
Like a kid at Christmas.
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HELGA
Commander, there were not supposed to be people down here. This changes everything.
COMMANDER ROURKE
This changes nothing.
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COMMANDER ROURKE
What is it? A pod of whales?
WILHELMINA
Uh-uh. Bigger.
HELGA
It sounds metallic. Could be an echo off one of the rocks.
WILHELMINA
Do you wanna do my job? Be my guest.
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HELGA
[about Mr. Whitmore] And relax. He doesn't bite... often.
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AUDREY
Rourke! We took a big hit down here and we're taking on water fast! I don't wanna be around when it hits the boilers!
ROURKE
How much time do we have?
AUDREY
20 minutes, if the bulkhead holds.
AUDREY
You better make that 5.
ROURKE
You heard the lady. Let's move!
MILO THATCH
Move? where? Move where?
HELGA
Packard, sound the alarm!
PACKARD
[on the phone] And he took his suitcase? Marge, honey, I don't think he's coming back!
HELGA
PACKARD!
PACKARD
Gonna have to call you back. [slight pause] No, no, I'll call you.
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HELGA
(referring to Kida) Someone needs to talk to that girl.
MOLE
I will go!
VINNY
Someone with good people skills.
MOLE
I will do it!
SWEET
Someone who won't scare her away.
MOLE
I volunteer!
PACKARD
Someone who can speak the language.
MOLE
For the good of the mission, I will go!
ROURKE
(to Milo, who has not been listening) Good man, Thatch. Thanks for volunteering.
AUDREY
(nudging Milo) Go get 'em, tiger.