AUSTIN POWERS Excellent, Basil. We've been trying for years to get a mole into Dr. Evil's lair; we now have that mole.

AUSTIN POWERS So you're the... (zoom up on the mole's mole) mo-o-ole, mo-o-o-le...

FOXXY CLEOPATRA Mo-ost, most...most excellent agent we've ever seen.

AUSTIN POWERS Yes, most excellent agent we've ever seen.

FOXXY CLEOPATRA Mm-hmmm.

AUSTIN POWERS (quietly to Foxxy) Thank you.

MOLE Thank you. Now, I wasn't able to get an exact location, but I did learn that Dr. Evil has moved to a new lair outside of Tokyo Japan. By the way, I realize that I have a large mole on my face.

AUSTIN POWERS Where? (nervously laughs) What? Where's that mole? I... didn't see one.

MOLE I also realize the irony that I am myself a mole.

AUSTIN POWERS (nervously) No one would make that connection.

BASIL EXPOSITION (to the Mole) Anyway, well done, old chap. Jolly good work.

AUSTIN POWERS Yes, nice to mole you--meet you! Nice to meet your mole! Don't say "mole".

FOXXY CLEOPATRA Stop it.

AUSTIN POWERS I said "mole".

FOXXY CLEOPATRA Stop!

MOLE Bye.

AUSTIN POWERS Mole.

AUSTIN POWERS Mo-ole... [Basil raises index finger, face indicating "That's enough."] Mole!

BASIL EXPOSITION [irritated] OH, SHUT UP!

AUSTIN POWERS [tries to hold it in, but cannot] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

MOLE Mini-Me has switched sides.

AUSTIN POWERS Oh! Oh! (looks at Mini-Me) Sorry about that, old chap. (waves) Welcome aboard. (looks back at Mole) My mole-stake. (covers his mouth)

MOLE What?

AUSTIN POWERS (shakes head)

MOLE Look, just get it out of your system.

AUSTIN POWERS No, I'm fine.

MOLE We can work better if you just--

AUSTIN POWERS Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me right in the face! I'm gonna chop it off, cut it up, and make some guaca-moley!

MOLE Better?

AUSTIN POWERS Yeah. (takes plant branch and pokes the mole with it)