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JOE JOE
I want my daddy.
YVETTE
I know.
RODNEY
[From Background] Fuck your punk-ass daddy!
YVETTE
I do too baby.
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YVETTE
Mama gotta have a life too.
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YVETTE
Jody my Jody.
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RODNEY
Hello? Hello? Yvette?
JODY
Naw, nigga, this ain't no motherfuckin' Yvette!
RODNEY
Put Yvette on the phone, nigga!
JODY
What? This my phone, nigga! Don't call my house no more!
RODNEY
How the *fuck* is that yo' house, nigga? You don't even live there. Is this Jody? The Jody that got my boo pregnant and can't take care of his responsibilities as a muthafuckin' man? Livin' at yo' mamma house? Walking around the streets like a little ass boy? Nigga, you's a *bitch*!
JODY
What? Yo' ass in jail! You can't say nothin' about me and mine, homeboy. Look, don't call my *fuckin'* house no more! My girl ain't feeling you. It's not happening, cuz! Concentrate on not dropping the soap, you bitch-ass nigga!
RODNEY
*Fuck* you, cuz! [hangs up]
JODY
I want a block on my motherfucking phone tomorrow, Yvette.
YVETTE
All right, Jody, damn!
JODY
Stupid ass.
YVETTE
You stupid.
JODY
All on the phone spreading my business out there. He on the other end talking 'bout "Yeah, I know you live with yo' mamma." I don't wanna hear that shit!
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YVETTE
Jody, please go away.
JODY
You got your neighbors snooping! Girl open this door!
YVETTE
Go, before you get me put out!
JODY
Fuck you, Yvette.
YVETTE
Fuck me? After all the shit I put up with, with you! Fuck me Jody? Fuck you!
-4
JODY
Yvette. Hi, baby. Baby, don't be mad at me. It ain't my fault. I love you.
YVETTE
What is it Jody I'm listening.
JODY
Some Mexican stole your car.
YVETTE
They what? Jody.
JODY
You hear?
YVETTE
I hear.
JODY
You still got that tracking thing on?
YVETTE
Yeah.
JODY
Cool. We'll find it in like 30 minutes. Call the po-po's and tell them what's up.
YVETTE
I ain't doing that.
JODY
Why not?
YVETTE
Because I know who stole my car.
JODY
Who? Tell me who stole your car baby and I'll go get it back for you.
YVETTE
I stole my car Jody. [Hangs Up Phone]
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YVETTE
Nigga, who told you to light my candles? You trippin'.
-10
YVETTE
Jody, I know you love me. I also know you fuck other girls. I don't like it, but I know you. So just be real with me. Man, you gone be honest or what?
JODY
If you can take it. You're starting to get on my nerves with this shit Yvette.
YVETTE
I'm getting on your nerves? And you're the one fucking around. You get with any of them girls you sell dresses to?
JODY
A few. There. You feel better now? I love you, girl. You got my son and you probably gone be my wife. You want me to be honest?
YVETTE
Yeah, I do.
JODY
You're my woman. Them other ho's is tricks. I make love to you, I want to be with you, but I fuck other females occasionally. I don't know why, I just do. That's the situation. You feel better now? That's some honesty for yo ass. Deal with it. I love you enough to be honest.
YVETTE
Jody, If you loved me, you wouldn't lie to me all the time. Move!
JODY
Hold on. You got it all twisted up! I lie 'cause I do love you. Being honest would mean I don't give a fuck. Out on the street, I tell the ho's the truth. I lie to you because I care about your feelings.
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YVETTE
Hey, girl.
SHARIKA
What you doing?
CHRIS
Are you on the damn phone again? Get off the phone.
YVETTE
What's all that noise? Are you okay?
SHARIKA
That's Chris. The nigga is trippin'. We've been drinking that Thug Passion.
CHRIS
Get off the phone, bumping your gums, talking to them hos.
SHARIKA
You made up with that nigga Jody yet?
YVETTE
No. I ain't thinking about him.
SHARIKA
Yeah, right. Jody know that's his pussy.
YVETTE
I won't put up with his shit no more.
CHRIS
Am I invisible?
SHARIKA
I feel you.
CHRIS
Hello! Lights on. Anyone home?
SHARIKA
I definitely feel you.
CHRIS
Get off the goddamn phone and come here, so I can drop it off in your drawers! Damn!
SHARIKA
These niggas trip when they think hey own you. You need to check him.
CHRIS
You need to check these nuts in your mouth.
SHARIKA
Shut the fuck up! You see I'm on the damn phone! Shut your motherfucking ass up!
CHRIS
Fuck them hos! You always talk to them bitches about their relationships. Attend to your nigga!
-141
YVETTE
You been fucking around?
JODY
Nope.
YVETTE
Let me smell your dick.