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THE JOKER
Careful, Harley. You'll kill him.
HARLEY QUINN
But...
THE JOKER
But nothing. You're my hench-wench. Less wench, more hench, you molly-coddling little twit. Nobody kills the bat but me. Like so... [Batman and Joker begin fighting]
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HARLEY QUINN
Murderer.
BATMAN
Harley...
HARLEY QUINN
No. Leave me alone. I'm through.
HARLEY QUINN
No more love. No more crime. No more nothing. I'm through... [sobs]
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HARLEY QUINN
[singing] Take a break and play a while, doo da, doo da. Guaranteed I'll make you smile, oh the doo da day.
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THE JOKER
[halfway through the Batman vs. Joker fight] Uh, Harley, a little help here, slugger?
HARLEY QUINN
[to herself] Ooooo, now he needs my help, 'less wench' he says, 'more hench' he says. [shouts] You're on your own, puddin'!
THE JOKER
That Harley; won't kill for you, can't kill without you! [goes back to fighting]
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THE JOKER
So, after that, we're home free. Our friend in tights takes the bait, and after we lure him in, we string him up and drop him in the drink! Ha-ha-ha...! Any questions?
THUG
Yeah, well boss... me and some of the other guys were thinking, since we're fighting the Bat and all that, maybe we're not getting paid as much as we should. I mean, when I was working for the Penguin, we was getting benefits and a 401-k...
HARLEY QUINN
Well, now you're working for Mr. J, you chowderhead. You'll do what he says, and take what he gives, and hope it is not - A BULLET!
THE JOKER
Baby, you're the best!