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GALATEA
Let's get loco, robo!
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ANDREW MARTIN
I saw the inner me.
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ANDREW MARTIN
[after young Lloyd pours sand on Andrew] One understands why some animals eat their young.
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ANDREW MARTIN
[after learning the fate of most sperm cells] They die? One feels badly for them.
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ANDREW MARTIN
[on sex] It all sounds so very... messy.
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PRESIDENT MARJORIE BOTA
According to the records at the NorthAm Robotics Company, the robot also known as Andrew Martin, was powered up at 5:15 pm on April 3rd, 2005. In a few hours, he'll be 200 years old, which means that with the exception of Methuselah and other biblical names, Andrew is the oldest living human in recorded history. For it is by this proclamation, I validate his marriage to Portia Charney, and acknowledge his humanity.
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LLOYD CHARNEY
[to Little Miss about Andrew] Mother! I will not apologise to it!
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SIR MARTIN
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Andrew: One does not know, sir, possibly a predator was behind the chicken, or possibly there was a female chicken on the other of the road, if it's a male chicken. Possibly a food source, or depending on the season it might be migrating. One hopes there's no traffic.
Sir: To get to the other side.
Andrew: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?
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MISS'S WEDDING]
ANDREW

Sir, is everything all right?
Sir: Umm. They've both gone now, Andrew. Well, things change, things always change. People move on. It's as it should be. But, what I realized today is that I'll never stop missing them.
Andrew: Sir? One is still here.
Sir: And one is glad of that Andrew. Thank you.
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PORTIA CHARNEY
It couldn’t be more clear if you spit in my face.
Andrew Martin: I can’t. I don’t have a Mucous gland.