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GUST AVRAKOTOS
Excuse me, what the fuck?
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GUST AVRAKOTOS
Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?
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CHARLIE WILSON
Do you drink, Mr. Avrakotos?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
Oh God yes.
CHARLIE WILSON
Well, then, should we try some of this scotch, or is it going to release Sarin gas?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
Well, I don't think so, but do me a favor and open it over there [points away from him].
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JOANNE HERRING
Are you Catholic, Mr. Avrakatos?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
Greek Orthodox.
JOANNE HERRING
Still a Christian, though.
GUST AVRAKOTOS
Imagine my relief.
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JOANNE HERRING
I mean, how did you get into the CIA?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
I don't work for the CIA, I work for the Department of Agriculture.
JOANNE HERRING
Fruit and Plant Division?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
More specifically, apple imports
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JOANNE HERRING
What's your problem with me?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
You know, I've found, in my business, that when people with time on their hands get involved in politics, I start forgetting who I'm supposed to be shooting at.
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CHARLIE WILSON
What's the gift for?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
It's from the Afghan desk for doubling the budget for the Mujahadeen.
CHARLIE WILSON
Well, thank you.
GUST AVRAKOTOS
It was nothing.
CHARLIE WILSON
It's a nice bottle of scotch. Must have been hard to get.
GUST AVRAKOTOS
No, doubling the budget was nothing. Ten million dollars for covert ops against the Russian army is meaningless. What are you, an infant?
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GUST AVRAKOTOS
And with Doc's backing, you'll get the votes of the other committee members.
CHARLIE WILSON
Yep.
GUST AVRAKOTOS
I don't believe you.
CHARLIE WILSON
I don't care.
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GUST AVRAKOTOS
It's called the Milan Anti-Tank Missile.
CHARLIE WILSON
Can the Afghans win without it?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
No.
CHARLIE WILSON
End of discussion.
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CHARLIE WILSON
How old are you?
MIKE VICKERS
I'll be 30 next week.
CHARLIE WILSON
This is CIA's weapons expert?
GUST AVRAKOTOS
One of them.
CHARLIE WILSON
But he's the most senior.
GUST AVRAKOTOS
Look...
CHESS PLAYER #1
Mike!
MIKE VICKERS
Yeah, bishop to queen's knight 7.
GUST AVRAKOTOS
See, he's playing without even looking at the board.
CHARLIE WILSON
That's a useful skill... if Afghanistan's ever invaded by Boris Spassky.