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LORETTA LYNN
Stoppa that growlin', Doo. You sound like an ol' bar or somethin'.
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LORETTA LYNN
[Loretta is trying out a new song] It goes like this 'It'll be over my dead body, so get out while you can', then it drops down to 'cause you ain't woman enough to take my man!'
DOOLITTLE LYNN
Where'd you come up with the idea for that song, Loretta?
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LORETTA LYNN
[after discovering Mooney with a young woman] I'm warning you, Doolittle, I'd better not ever catch you with trash like that again! I mean it!
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LORETTA LYNN
[after her father weighs her] A-hundred-n-seventeen? This baby's gonna be a big 'un daddy.
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LORETTA LYNN
Stop makin' that noise! You sound like a old bear growling.
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LORETTA LYNN
[in a radio interview] Shoot, we've been driving so much, I don't know where I am half the time. But it's fun. We sing, and talk, and Doo - that's my husband - he'll get to acting horny.
SPEEDY WEST
[shocked] What!
LORETTA LYNN
And the more I laugh, the hornier he gets, and then he'll say "Loretta, spread me up another one of them baloney sandwiches!"
RADIO STATION MANAGER
[later] I don't know where in the hell you think are, lady, but that part of smut don't go in this part of the country!
LORETTA LYNN
I didn't know it was dirty! I thought "horny" meant cuttin' up and acting silly!
RADIO STATION MANAGER
And cut up that dumb hillbilly act!
DOOLITTLE LYNN
If you knew Loretta, you'd know that ain't no act.
LORETTA LYNN
Thank you, honey.
LORETTA LYNN
(after being picked up by Patsy's husband Charlie after singing `I Fall to Pieces' at the Midnite Jamboree) You ain't mad at me for singin' your song are you Patsy?
PATSY CLINE
Set-own. People might think you sing better than me.
LORETTA LYNN
Huh-uh.
PATSY CLINE
Well, how many times you been on the Opry now?
LORETTA LYNN
I been on seventeen straight times.
PATSY CLINE
People wanna know who you been a-sleepin' with to be on that many times.
LORETTA LYNN
Aw, who's been a-sayin' that?
PATSY CLINE
(chuckles) Gals that been a-sleepin' with ever'body and still ain't been on yet.
LORETTA LYNN
Like who?
PATSY CLINE
Oh, take it as a compliment. Girl, you got `em runnin' scared.
RADIO ANNOUNCER
That was Miss Patsy Cline, tragically killed in a plane crash early this morning near Dyersburg Tennesee.
LORETTA LYNN
(slowly waking up to the news and jumping out of bed to call, making mistakes, hanging up and trying again while dissolving into tears). She can't be dead, Doo! We was goin' shoppin'! Who am I gonna talk to now?!
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DOOLITTLE LYNN
[as Loretta is putting the babies to bed] Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
LORETTA LYNN
Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
DOOLITTLE LYNN
Wedding ring! Bullshit!
LORETTA & MOONEY'S CHILD
Ah, bullshit!
LORETTA'S CHILD
Ah ha ha ha!
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LORETTA LYNN
Hey Doolittle Lynn, who's that sow you got wallowin' in your jeep?
GIRL
What'd you call me?
LORETTA LYNN
A sow, that's a woman pig!
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LORETTA LYNN
Doolittle; are you leavin'?
DOOLITTLE LYNN
[come back in the house] Naw, Loretta; *I* ain't leavin'.
TED WEBB
Well, look whose back!
LORETTA LYNN
Doolittle's done throwed me out.
CLARA WEBB
Maybe it ain't to late to stop you from ruinin' your life.
TED WEBB
I believe married life is makin' you fat, girl.
CLARA WEBB
[to herself] Oh, no!
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LORETTA LYNN
This food's cold.
DOOLITTLE LYNN
That's 'cause it froze on the way over here from the damn restaurant. You want a hot breakfast, you got to come with me.
LORETTA LYNN
You think I'm going over there with you and all them folks knowin' what we been doin' in here?
DOOLITTLE LYNN
Hell's Bells, Loretta. You think this is somethin' the rest of the world ain't caught onto yet? They don't give a damn.