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GROUP CAPT. LIONEL MANDRAKE
[trying to pay for his phone call] Colonel, they will not let me through without the right amount. Do you have an extra 18 cents on you?
COLONEL "BAT" GUANO
You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?
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GROUP CAPT. LIONEL MANDRAKE
Colonel! Colonel, I must know what you think has been going on here!
COLONEL "BAT" GUANO
You wanna know what I think?
GROUP CAPT. LIONEL MANDRAKE
Yes!
COLONEL "BAT" GUANO
I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
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GROUP CAPT. LIONEL MANDRAKE
Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
COLONEL "BAT" GUANO
That's private property.
GROUP CAPT. LIONEL MANDRAKE
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
COLONEL "BAT" GUANO
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
GROUP CAPT. LIONEL MANDRAKE
What?
COLONEL "BAT" GUANO
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.