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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!
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HERMAN TOOTHROT
Hey, I remember where I left my pants!
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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
Elaine can't marry LeChuck; she's already married!
REVEREND RASPUTIN
The first church of LeChuck (orthodox) doesn't recognize Elaine's blasphemous marriage to the... Anti-LeChuck.
GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
Who?
REVEREND RASPUTIN
The evil Anti-LeChuck, "He-Whose-Name-Must-Not-Be-Spoken".
GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
Guybrush Threepwood?
REVEREND RASPUTIN
Ack, you said the name! Blasphemer!
GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
I'M the Anti-LeChuck?
REVEREND RASPUTIN
Hahahaha. Don't be silly. The Anti-LeChuck is three meters tall, has a prehensile tail, a forked tongue, and the number "1138" stamped on his forehead.
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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
I find it hard to believe that the SCUMM Bar is owned by someone named I. Cheese.
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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
[singing] Oh... the... Lava is hotter/ than a flame-broiled otter/ and my shoes are slowly melting to the fiberglass floor.
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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
Pick up the moon? Are you nuts?
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DAINTY LADY FIGUREHEAD
Okay! Who painted me pink?
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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
Ozzie! I had a feeling you were working for LeChuck
OZZIE
I'm afraid you've got it backwards pirate boy LeChuck's working for me
GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
Well that makes me feel better...
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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
That pig-shaped bush frightens and confuses me.
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GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
[after being told to "use" a cliff] Goodbye cruel adventure game!... Aah, forget it.