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TYLER DURDEN
God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.
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TYLER DURDEN
OK: any historic figure.
NARRATOR
I'd fight Gandhi.
TYLER DURDEN
Good answer.
NARRATOR
How about you?
TYLER DURDEN
Lincoln.
NARRATOR
Lincoln?
TYLER DURDEN
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
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TYLER DURDEN
You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
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TYLER DURDEN
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
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TYLER DURDEN
Do you know what a duvet is?
NARRATOR
It's a comforter...
TYLER DURDEN
It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
NARRATOR
...Consumers?
TYLER DURDEN
Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.
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NARRATOR
[reading] I am Jack's colon.
TYLER DURDEN
I get cancer, I kill Jack.
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TYLER DURDEN
It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
NARRATOR
There's always that.
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NARRATOR
Fuck.
TYLER DURDEN
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
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TYLER DURDEN
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
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TYLER DURDEN
[his face is soaked in blood; he is shaking it over Lou and screaming] You don't know where I've been. You don't know where I've been. Just let us have the basement, Lou!