2
GILL
Who's with me?
BLOAT
I.
DEB
I.
BUBBLES
I.
GURGLE
I think you're nuts.
2
NEMO
How many times have you tried to escape?
GILL
Eh, I lost count. Fish weren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to ya.
BUBBLES
[treasure box opens, and bubble rise out just as Gill says last line] Bubbles, the bubbles, bubbles!
1
BUBBLES
Bubbles! My bubbles!
0
BLOAT
[Murmers] He's dead.
GILL
[Horrified] Sharkbait!
DARLA
Yeah! Fishy, fishy, fishy!
DENTIST
He-he-he-he-he, must've left your present in the car, sweetie. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
DARLA
Awww...
DENTIST
I'll go and get it.
GILL
Oh, he's still alive!
PEACH
He's not dead.
BLOAT
What's happening? Why is he playing DEAD?
GILL
He's gonna get flushed down the toilet, he's gonna get outta here!
DEB
Yay!
BLOAT
He's gonna get flushed.
GURGLE
What a smart little guy!
GILL
Oh no, not the trash can!
BUBBLES
Nemo, NO!
NIGEL
Hey-hey, I found his dad.
MARLIN
Where's Nemo, where is he!?
BLOAT
Dentist! Dentist!
GILL
He's over there!
MARLIN
What's a dentist, what is that? Ooh, Nigel, get in there!
NIGEL
I can't go in there.
MARLIN
Oh yes, you can. CHARGE!
DARLA
[starts screaming after the table crashes]
DENTIST
What the...?
NIGEL
Aaah!
DENTIST
Aaaah!
NIGEL
Naah--?
DENTIST
Darla, sweetie. Look out!
0
BUBBLES
So, the Big Blue. What's it like?
NEMO
Umm... big... and blue?
BUBBLES
I knew it.
0
BUBBLES
Bubbles. Bubbles. My bubbles.
0
BLOAT
Oh...Darla!
NEMO
What, what's wrong with her?
GURGLE
She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.
BUBBLES
Poor Chuckles.
DEB
[crying] He was her present last year!
BLOAT
Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.
PEACH
She's a fish killer!
0
GURGLE
[looking around dirty tank] Ahh, no, no. Ah!
BUBBLES
[Bubbles opens tank] The bubbles, the bu? [dirty bubble pops in his face] Ugh!
GURGLE
[sees Bloat eating dirt] Bloat, that is disgusting!
BLOAT
Tastes pretty fine to me.
GURGLE
Doesn't anyone realize? We're *swimming* in our own s...?
PEACH
Shhh! Here he comes.
0
BLOAT
Oh...Darla!
NEMO
What, what's wrong with her?
BUBBLES
Poor Chuckles.
0
NEMO
I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?
PEACH
Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
NEMO
Pet store?
BLOAT
Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
GURGLE
Pet Palace.
BUBBLES
Fish-O-Rama.
DEB
Mail order.
PEACH
eBay.
GURGLE
So, kid, what is it?
NEMO
I'm from... the ocean.
GURGLE
Ahh, the ocean--the ocean?! Aaaargh! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
JACQUES
Oui?
JACQUES
Oui.