40
DORY
[reading a door] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."
22
DORY
Just keep swimming.
9
DORY
Aaaah! Something's got me!
MARLIN
That was me, I'm sorry.
DORY
[gasp] Who's that?!
MARLIN
Who's that? Who could it be?! It's me!
DORY
Are... are you my conscience?
MARLIN
[sighs in exasperation] Yeah. Yeah, I'm your conscience! We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
DORY
Meh. Can't complain.
MARLIN
Huh. Good. Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
DORY
Yeah, I see a light.
MARLIN
A light?
DORY
Yeah. I see a light. Hey conscience, am I dead?
MARLIN
No, no, I see it too.
DORY
It's so... [hypnotised] pretty...
MARLIN
[also hypnotised] I'm feeling... happy. Which is a big deal... for me.
DORY
I want to touch it... [touches the light, which bobs quickly away]
BOTH
Ooh...
MARLIN
Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you.
DORY
Come here.
MARLIN
[singing] I'm gonna swim with you...
DORY
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
MARLIN
[singing] I'm gonna be your best friend...
MARLIN
Good feeling's gone.
5
SCHOOL OF FISH
Hey, hey! You like impressions?
DORY
Mmm-hmm.
SCHOOL OF FISH
Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen. [School takes form of swordfish] So, what are we? Take a guess.
DORY
Oh, oh, I've seen one of those.
SCHOOL OF FISH
I'm a fish with a nose like a *sword*.
DORY
Wait, wait, umm...
MARLIN
It's a swordfish!
SCHOOL OF FISH
Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. [Takes form of lobster] Where's the butter?
DORY
Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue...
MARLIN
[Coughing] Lobster!
SCHOOL OF FISH
Saw that.
MARLIN
What?
SCHOOL OF FISH
[Takes form of octopus] Lots of legs, swims in the ocean.
DORY
Clam!
SCHOOL OF FISH
Close enough. [Takes form of pirate ship] Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad...
DORY
Oh, they're good.
4
DORY
[exasperated] I don't know where I am... I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember... and I can't remember...
3
DORY
[sees a very small baby jellyfish] I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy...
DORY
[pulling her fin away quickly] Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!
3
DORY
Ow!
MARLIN
Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
DORY
Ow, ow, ow!
MARLIN
I'm so sorry.
DORY
You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding? [a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose]
MARLIN
Ohh!
DORY
Ow. Ow. Ow.
BRUCE
Dory, are you okay...
BRUCE
Ooooooooo, that's good...
CHUM, ANCHOR
Intervention!
3
DORY
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, little Squishy. [stung by jellyfish] Ow! Bad Squishy, bad Squishy!
2
DORY
...careful with that hammer...
2
DORY
Hi. I'm Dory.
ANCHOR, CHUM, BRUCE
Hello, Dory.
DORY
And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
CHUM
Wow, that's incredible!
BRUCE
Good on ya, mate!
DORY
Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.