5
GILL
All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques.
JACQUES
Oui.
GILL
No cleaning.
JACQUES
I shall resist.
GILL
Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it.
GILL
Good work.
4
BLOAT
Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been called forth to the top of Mt. Wanna-hock-a-loogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.
NEMO
Huh?!
PEACH
We want you in our club, kid.
NEMO
Realy?
BLOAT
If you can swim through... The Ring... of... Fire!
BLOAT
Come on, the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!
JACQUES
Sorry!
BLOAT
You said you could do this!
2
NEMO
...uh... AH. [wakes up]
JACQUES
Suivez-moi. [Nemo stares, unsure]
JACQUES
[returns to clarify] Follow me.
2
GILL
Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! I told you not to clean!
JACQUES
I am ashamed.
1
GURGLE
So, which one is it?
NEMO
I'm from the ocean.
GURGLE
Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
JACQUES
Oui.
GURGLE
Clean up!
GURGLE
Ocean!
JACQUES
Oo, la mer! Bon!
JACQUES
Voilà. He is clean.
0
BLOAT
You must pass through the Ring of Fire.
BLOAT
The *Ring of Fire*. Jacques, you said you could do it.
JACQUES
Oops, sorry.
0
NEMO
I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?
PEACH
Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
NEMO
Pet store?
BLOAT
Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
GURGLE
Pet Palace.
BUBBLES
Fish-O-Rama.
DEB
Mail order.
PEACH
eBay.
GURGLE
So, kid, what is it?
NEMO
I'm from... the ocean.
GURGLE
Ahh, the ocean--the ocean?! Aaaargh! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
JACQUES
Oui?
JACQUES
Oui.
-2
BLOAT
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood!
NEMO
Huh?
PEACH
We want you in our club, kid.
NEMO
Really?
BLOAT
If you are able to swim through... the Ring of Fire! [Nothing]
BLOAT
[Under his breath] Turn on the Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire!
JACQUES
Oops! [turns on the volcano]
BLOAT
You said you could do it. [the volcano is on] Ring of Fire!