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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
There's only one cure for pain like that.
PETER BRETTER
What?
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
Weed. Ya got any?
PETER BRETTER
No.
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
Well then let's just go surfing!
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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
Too slow. Do less.
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PETER BRETTER
How long have you been out here?
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
I don't know, I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here
PETER BRETTER
That is so cool
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
My cell phone has a clock so I don't need it
PETER BRETTER
Oh, so its basically the same thing
PETER BRETTER
So how old are you?
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
I don't really believe in age and numbers but if you had to put a number on it, I would say [thinking] forty four, Fuck!
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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
PETER BRETTER
Yeah, probably.
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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee!
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PETER BRETTER
I wanna stand up before I leave.
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
I don't think you're ready, man.
PETER BRETTER
I'm ready to ride fucking giants, Koonu.
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
I think you're ready.
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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
You sound like you're from London!
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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
PETER BRETTER
That's ridiculous.
SURFING INSTRUCTOR
That guy was me.
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SURFING INSTRUCTOR
[singing to himself] # Oh the weather outside is weather... #