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WAJ
Aye up you unbelievin' Kuffar bastards! I'm gonna turn you to baked beans.
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ED
[conversing on the phone] Right so what sort of girls are you into, then, Waj?
WAJ
I don't know. Ones with big jubblies and that.
ED
Yeah? You like them big, Waj? Yeah.
WAJ
And nice fit arses, too, man.
ED
You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj? I knew you were, bro. You're an arse man. You're a massive arse man.
WAJ
What are you saying?
ED
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
WAJ
You giving me batty chirps, bro? You calling me a whammer?
ED
No.
WAJ
Fuck off! [Ends phone conversation] Fucking Boy George!
0
WAJ
Yeah! Fuck mini Babybel!
0
WAJ
We'll blow something up.
OMAR
What we gonna blow up Waj?
WAJ
Internet.
0
BARRY
What's with the gun?
WAJ
Proper replica man.
BARRY
It's too small man!
WAJ
Not too small, brother. Big hands!
-1
WAJ
Rubber dinghy rapids bro.
-2
WAJ
I think I'm confused, but I'm not sure!
-2
OMAR
You're confused bro.
WAJ
I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face.