from Friday
13
SMOKEY
Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.
6
SMOKEY
Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.
4
CRAIG JONES
We ain't got no sugar.
SMOKEY
No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
4
SMOKEY
The weed be lettin' you know... Evil lurks
2
SMOKEY
I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.
1
SMOKEY
[tearing through Craig's open bedroom window curtain] Break yo' self Fool!
CRAIG JONES
Man, look what you did to my curtain. You better watch that window you climbing in fool 'fo you get blasted on.
SMOKEY
With what? You ain't got nothin' man.
CRAIG JONES
With this! [pointing his Glock at Smokey]
SMOKEY
Man, Where you get that from?
CRAIG JONES
Yo Mama.
SMOKEY
Fuck you!
CRAIG JONES
Fuck you! He he he [chuckling]
SMOKEY
Come on outside man, and stop playing.
CRAIG JONES
Gotta get dressed.
SMOKEY
Hurry Up!
CRAIG JONES
Don't tell me to hurry up!
1
RITA
Ooooh, What's up?
SMOKEY
Not a damn thannng!
1
SMOKEY
[while Big Worm drives away, Smokey mumbles] Florida Evans-looking motherfucker.
1
SMOKEY
Man that fool just playin' man, I ain't trippin.
CRAIG JONES
That's yo problem. Aint' nobody playin' but you. You walk up and down the street all day playin'. He aint' playin' you think he playin' 'bout his money? He know where my momma stay know where you momma stay. He say he had a gun when you seen him right?
SMOKEY
Yeah
CRAIG JONES
Well name one person in the hood that play like that!
1
SMOKEY
Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.