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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
Come on, guys. Assholes and elbows.
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
Reveille! Reveille! Reveille! Drop your Cocks and grab your socks! Today is Sunday! Divine worship is at 0800. Get your bunks made and get your uniforms on! Police call will commence in two minutes!
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
[Hartman gives a speech to the graduating recruits] Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
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GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
As soon as your bunks are done, I want you two turds to clean the head.
JOKER AND COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir.
GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN
I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.