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HERMES CONRAD
(selecting a neck protector from the Professor's supply) I'll take two. My neck is huge.
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WERNSTROM
Farnsworth! I have important information about the anomaly!
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up in the rudest possible way.
HERMES CONRAD
Yes, sir. [pulls down his pants and grabs the phone in his butt cheeks]
WERNSTROM
No! Not the Crackslam!
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AMY
Kif has asked me to be his fonfonru.
HERMES CONRAD
What the hell does that mean?
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PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Now I've often said "Good news" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger. So when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I really think it is.
HERMES CONRAD
Not dangerous at all?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Actually quite dangerous indeed.
HERMES CONRAD
That is quite dangerous!
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Indeed.
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BENDER
I feel great and it's all thanks to Calculon. His visit really inspired me. I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.
HERMES CONRAD
You want to co-star in his TV show, like that time you already did that?
BENDER
No. I'm going to be a stalker.
LEELA
That's not a career, more of a felony.
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HERMES CONRAD
It got Zoidberg!
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Oh, I never knew how much I'd miss him until he was gone! Not that much, as it turns out.
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LEELA
No effect!
WERNSTROM
See? I told you diamondium was worthless.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
Quit promoting your cheap diamondillium and look at this! [Points at a random blinking light]
WERNSTROM
[worried] Uh-oh.
HERMES CONRAD
What-oh?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH
According to this blinking light, the tentacles are made of electro-matter, matter's bad-ass grandma. Nothing from our universe can penetrate it. Not diamondium, not diamondillium, not even your wife's pound cake, Hermes! [to Wernstrom] She's a terrible cook. Anyway, we're all dead.