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GEORGE CARLIN
I promise not to refer to any as a "class act", a "beautiful person", or a "happy camper"!
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GEORGE CARLIN
Some people, they're not stupid, they're not full of shit. They're fucking NUTS! Dan Quayle is ALL THREE!
GEORGE CARLIN
All three! Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts! And where did he get that wife of his? Have you taken a good look at that Marilyn Quayle? Where did he get her, at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles, for Christ's sake!
GEORGE CARLIN
That's my political humor. People like it when you're topical.
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