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ALDOUS SNOW
When you hear about someone and then you meet them... That's happening now.
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AARON GREEN
[Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass] Oh, no.
ALDOUS SNOW
What?
AARON GREEN
I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...
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ALDOUS SNOW
What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.
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ALDOUS SNOW
This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
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ALDOUS SNOW
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
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ALDOUS SNOW
[as he is watching TV] Didn't I have sex with her once?
ALDOUS SNOW
Yeah, I did.
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ALDOUS SNOW
We're gonna fuck these two girls.
AARON GREEN
I just got out of a relationship.
ALDOUS SNOW
Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
AARON GREEN
Brunette.
ALDOUS SNOW
Blonde it is.
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JONATHAN SNOW
I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock.
ALDOUS SNOW
Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk.
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AARON GREEN
I think I just got raped.
ALDOUS SNOW
[handing him a joint] Only one thing to do.
AARON GREEN
[taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.
ALDOUS SNOW
Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...
AARON GREEN
I think I'm having a heart attack.
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ALDOUS SNOW
Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
AARON GREEN
Play the song, man.