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AARON GREEN
[Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass] Oh, no. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
What? |
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AARON GREEN
I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate... |
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ALDOUS SNOW
[as he is watching TV] Didn't I have sex with her once? |
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ALDOUS SNOW
Yeah, I did. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
We're gonna fuck these two girls. |
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AARON GREEN
I just got out of a relationship. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
Was your ex a blonde or brunette? |
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AARON GREEN
Brunette. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
Blonde it is. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect. |
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JONATHAN SNOW
I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my cock. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk. |
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AARON GREEN
I think I just got raped. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
[handing him a joint] Only one thing to do. |
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AARON GREEN
[taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox... |
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AARON GREEN
I think I'm having a heart attack. |
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ALDOUS SNOW
Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian. |
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AARON GREEN
Play the song, man. |