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BEAN LAMONSOFF
Mommy, I want some milk.
SALLY LAMONSOFF
Come here. I'll give you a little something. [starts breastfeeding Bean]
ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
Your son is so cute. How old is he?
ERIC LAMONSOFF
48 months.
KURT MCKENZIE
[pause] That's 4.
ERIC LAMONSOFF
[pause] Yeah.
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ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
[an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.
ROB HILLIARD
My wife.
ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
I'm sorry!
ROB HILLIARD
I'm not. [kisses his wife]
MARCUS HIGGINS
[onlooking] Oh, grody.
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LENNY FEDER
Higgins, what are you doing?
MARCUS HIGGINS
I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.
ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
That was a man's ass?
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SALLY LAMONSOFF
See that? Now he won't even drink from me.
ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.
SALLY LAMONSOFF
Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these.
ERIC LAMONSOFF
I do.
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ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
Excuse me, Princess Rita. Are you just gonna sit there or are you gonna help me?
RITA
No, Mr. Feder said that I must study for the big final.
ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
What final?
RITA
You tell me, he just keeps handing me books.
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LENNY FEDER
Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER
As long as I am the last.