RON WEASLEY There's no one like Krum! He's like a bird the way he rides the wind! He's more than an athlete! He's an artist.

GINNY I think you're in love, Ron.

RON WEASLEY Shut up!

GEORGE [grabs one of Ron's hands and begins singing] Victor, I love you!

FRED WEASLEY [grabs Ron's other hand] Victor, I do!

GEORGE, FRED, HARRY When we're apart my heart beats only for you!

RON WEASLEY I reckon you'd have to be barking mad to put your name in the Goblet of Fire.

HARRY POTTER Caught on, have you? Took you long enough.

RON WEASLEY Well, I'm the not only who thought you'd done it. Everyone was saying it behind your back.

HARRY POTTER [sarcastic] Brilliant. That makes me feel loads better.

RON WEASLEY Least I warned you about the dragons.

HARRY POTTER Hagrid warned me about the dragons.

RON WEASLEY No, no, no. I did. No, don't you remember? I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Parvati told Dean that Hagrid was looking for you, Seamus never actually told me anything, so it was really me all along. I thought we'd be all right, you know, after you'd figured that out.

HARRY POTTER [confused] ...Who? Who could possibly figure that out? That's completely mental.

RON WEASLEY Yeah. Isn't it? I suppose I was a bit distraught.

HERMIONE GRANGER Boys.

RON WEASLEY Bloody hell!

HERMIONE GRANGER Victor's gone to get drinks. Would you care to join us?

RON WEASLEY No, we would not care to join you and *Victor*.

HERMIONE GRANGER What's got your wand in a knot?

RON WEASLEY He's from Durmstrang! You're fraternizing with the enemy!

HERMIONE GRANGER The enemy? Who was it wanting his autograph? Besides the whole point of the tournament is international magical cooperation. To make friends!

RON WEASLEY I think he's got a bit more than friendship on his mind. He's using you.

HERMIONE GRANGER How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself!

RON WEASLEY Doubt it. He's way too old.

HERMIONE GRANGER What? That's what you think?

RON WEASLEY Yeah, that's what I think.

HERMIONE GRANGER You know the solution, then, don't you?

RON WEASLEY Go on.

HERMIONE GRANGER Next time there's a ball pluck up the courage to ask me before someone else does! And not as a last resort!

RON WEASLEY Well... that... that's completely off the point...

RON WEASLEY Ruddy pumpkin head, isn't he?

HARRY POTTER You're being stupid.

RON WEASLEY Yeah, that's me. Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's stupid friend!

RON WEASLEY [about Hermione] Why do you think she won't tell us who she's going to the ball with?

HARRY POTTER 'Cause she knows we'd take the mickey out of her if she did.

RON WEASLEY What are those?

HARRY POTTER My dress robes...

RON WEASLEY Well, those're all right! No lace, no dodgy little collar...

HARRY POTTER Well, I expect yours are more traditional...

RON WEASLEY Traditional? They're ancient! I look like my great aunt Tessie!

RON WEASLEY I smell like my great Aunt Tessie!

RON WEASLEY Piss off.

RON WEASLEY Merci...