3
PERRY
That was stupid - stealin' a lousy pack of razor blades! To prove what?
DICK
It's the national pastime, baby, stealin' and cheatin'. If they ever count every cheatin' wife and tax chiseler, the whole country would be behind prison walls.
2
PERRY
[to himself, looking in a bathroom mirror] Stick 'em up!
PERRY
Hey, buddy!
PERRY
[realizing he's being watched] How long you been standin' there?
DICK
Long enough to catch your late late show.
1
DICK
I don't know gold dust from diarrhea!
1
HERBERT CLUTTER
Why do you boys want to do this?
DICK
Shut up!
0
DICK
Did you ever hang any paper?
PERRY
I couldn't cash a check, even if it was good!
0
DICK
[to Perry] I'm SICK of it, maps, buried treasure, ALL OF IT! So ship it, burn it, get RID of that ton and a half of garbage! There AIN'T no buried treasure, and even if there WAS, boy, hell, you can't even swim!
0
DICK
[to Perry, just after arrest] Hey, Buddy, put in a call for that big, ol' Yellow Bird!
0
DICK
Next move... Mexico. Once we beat it out of the country.
PERRY
On what? $43 and a smile and bullshit. [First use of the word 'bullshit' in a Hollywood film]
DICK
You guessed it, chief. It's the smile that does it. Like it says in the commercials, the family that sticks together lives forever.
-1
PERRY
It's true! Really true! We're on our way and never coming back. Never! And no regrets.
DICK
For you. You're leaving nothing. What about my old man... and my mother? They'll still be there when my checks start bouncing.
PERRY
It's nice the way you think about your folks.
DICK
Yeah! I'm a real thoughtful bastard.
-1
DICK
Did you see those guys? They coulda robbed us!
PERRY
What of?