2
TIGRESS
It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
PO
Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.
2
TIGRESS
You don't belong here.
PO
Yeah, I know. Your room.
TIGRESS
No, I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for what we are and what we do, you'll be gone by morning. [Closes door]
PO
[after awkward pause] Big fan.
1
PO
What are you pointing at?
OOGWAY
The Dragon Warrior.
TIGRESS
Master, were you pointing at me?
OOGWAY
Him.
PO
Me? [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him]
OOGWAY
You.
PO
What?
OOGWAY
[Raising Po's arm with his stick] The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
CRANE, MONKEY, MANTIS, VIPER
What?
SHIFU
What?
MR. PING
What?
0
TIGRESS
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
CRANE
Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
MONKEY
Or even see his toes.
0
TIGRESS
Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you, a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke. [Po makes a sudden funny face and Tigress gets angry and attempts to smack him] Oh that is it!
MANTIS
Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back] And may have also stopped his heart.
0
TAI LUNG
Where's the Dragon Warrior?
TIGRESS
How do you know you're not looking at her?
TAI LUNG
[laughs] You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how the Dragon Warrior fell from the sky in a ball of fire. How he's unlike anything the world has ever seen.
MONKEY
Po?
TAI LUNG
So that's his name: Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
0
PO
Hi, you're, uh, you're up.
CRANE
Am now.
PO
I was just--some day, huh? That Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Ur biceps sore?
CRANE
(looks at his arms awkwardly) Uh, I've had a long and rather disappointing day. So, yeah. I should probably get to sleep now.
PO
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
CRANE
OK, thanks.
PO
It's just-- Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered a thousand and one, but you didn't stop. And you just--
PO
Oh, sorry about that.
CRANE
Uh, look, you don't belong here.
PO
(sighs in disappointment) I know. I know. You're right. I don't have--I just--my whole life, I've dreamed of--
CRANE
No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. (softly taps his bed with his foot) Property of Crane.
PO
Okay. Right, right. So, yeah, you wanna get to sleep and I'm keeping you up. We get big things tomorrow. All right. You are awesome. Last thing I wanna say. Bye-bye.
CRANE
Oy.
PO
(peeks his head in) What was that?
CRANE
I didn't say anything.
PO
Okay. All right. Good night. Sleep well.
PO
That seemed a bit awkward.
PO
Master Tigress! I didn't mean to wake you, just, uh--
TIGRESS
You do not belong here.
PO
Yeah, yeah, of course, this is your room.
TIGRESS
I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to Kung Fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.
PO
[weakly] Big fan...
0
MANTIS
There's no words.
CRANE
Not denying that.
VIPER
I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy just gonna get himself killed.
CRANE
(mocking on Po's lack of skills) He is SO mighty, the Dragon Warrior! Fell out of the sky in the ball of fire!
MANTIS
When he walks, the very grounds shakes.
TIGRESS
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.
CRANE
Yeah, or could be at least touch his toes.
MONKEY
Or even see his toes
0
SHIFU
Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.
TIGRESS
The panda?
SHIFU
Yes, the panda!
TIGRESS
Master, please! [pushes chair out] Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!
SHIFU
No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! [points at Po, then realizes he's not there] Where'd he go?
0
PO
Hey, guys...
TIGRESS
[bowing low before Po] Master. [the rest of the Five follow suit]
PO
Master?... Master Shifu!