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BOB MORALES
[to Ritchie] You've been laid yet? I'm serious, I know what your problem is. Sperm pressure, it's scientific.
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BOB MORALES
You know, my old man wasn't around when I was born. [takes swig of vodka and grimaces] Why should I be?
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BOB MORALES
Hey, what the hell! Man I was watching that! Put that back on!
BARTENDER
You've had enough for one afternoon, buddy.
BOB MORALES
Put it back on! That dude's my brother!
BARTENDER
Yeah and I'm your Irish uncle.
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TED QUILLEN
Your wife's pregnant and in the car with you?
BOB MORALES
[on phone] She's in the car right now!
TED QUILLEN
[pause] And what kind of car do you have?
BOB MORALES
[on phone] A Rolls Royce! [Maniacal laughter]
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RITCHIE VALENS
This is like my high school prom.
BOB MORALES
Yeah. Except this prom puts out.
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BOB MORALES
Look it's Woody Woodpecker and Buzz Buzzard, Man they make cartoons here.
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BOB MORALES
Don't be such a dreamer, man.
RITCHIE VALENS
My dreams are pure rock and roll.
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BOB MORALES
I've had one sip of beer and I have to admit it taste like piss to me. Want it?
RITCHIE VALENS
Yeah. [takes a sip then puts the beer down] What's your problem man?
BOB MORALES
Old Steve. He always said you'd be somebody and I bought it, too. If that's the way Steve wanted it that's the way it was going to be. Even after he told me he wasnt my dad, once I knew the full score, I understood why he treated you just a little bit better than me. I'll just hang around for the leftovers, like a dog. That's how much i loved him. Like a goddamn dog.
RITCHIE VALENS
Bob we don't have to talk about this right now.
BOB MORALES
Shit! No, I want to talk about this and you're gonna listen to me!
RITCHIE VALENS
This is a crock of shit man!
BOB MORALES
Man he set you up to conquer the world and didn't leave me shit!
RITCHIE VALENS
Nobody told you to throw your life away! I'm only sorry I didn't say something about you be drunk half the time. You did it to yourself!
BOB MORALES
Listen to you, coming in here like you own the whole goddamn country. To me you'll always be that little asshole who followed me around in the sticks.
RITCHIE VALENS
Yeah, I followed you around man, 'cause I thought you were somebody. Then!
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BOB MORALES
[In agony over his brother's death] RICHIE!
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RITCHIE VALENS
Bob! Watch it! My guitar, man!
BOB MORALES
Sorry. I didnt' know that piece of junk was so important to you.
RITCHIE VALENS
I even sleep with it.