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GREEK CHORUS
[after Elle is dumped by Warner] Daughter of Delta Nu, sweetheart it's been 12 days. Please let us help you through...
MARGOT
She's eating Milky Ways!
PILAR
Uh uh! Tell me those are fun sized! I think he should be shot!
SERENA
And let me tell you what, I don't think he's that hot.
MARGOT
I do!
SERENA
Well you're a slut!
MARGOT
Look who is talking!
PILAR
Uh uh. 3 words, spring break, Cabo! I saw her!