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SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report.
KOWALSKI THE PENGUIN
[In a hole] We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line.
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
And the bad news?
KOWALSKI THE PENGUIN
[laying a broken plastic spoon at Skipper's feet] We've broken our last shovel.
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels, and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in.
PRIVATE THE PENGUIN
And me, Skipper?
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
I want you to act cute and cuddly, Private. Today we're gonna blow this dump.
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SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
Status.
PRIVATE THE PENGUIN
[Walking on computer keyboard] It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes.
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
[Slapping Private] Don't give me excuses, give me results!
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PRIVATE THE PENGUIN
[landing in Antarctica] Well. This sucks.
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PRIVATE THE PENGUIN
Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. [all four penguins waving]
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MARTY THE ZEBRA
What are you guys doing?
PRIVATE THE PENGUIN
We're digging to Antartica!
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
[smacks him]
MARTY THE ZEBRA
An-who-tica?
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?
SKIPPER THE PENGUIN
Of course you don't. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of wacked out conspiracy. We're going to the wide open spaces of Antarctica!
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PRIVATE THE PENGUIN
[the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!