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MEGAMIND
OK, Minion! You were right! I was... less right!
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MEGAMIND
[after waiting hours for Titan to show up] This is EMBARASSING! Wholly inconsiderate, boneheaded, irresponsible, rude, unprofessional... That's what this is! Would Metro Man have kept me waiting? Of course not, he was a pro!
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MEGAMIND
Any chance you could give me the time? I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man Museum.
WARDEN
[looks down at watch] Oh no. Looks like you're gonna miss it, by several thousand years.
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MEGAMIND
This is a day you and Metrocity will never forget!
METRO MAN
It's METRO CITY!
MEGAMIND
Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato...
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MEGAMIND
[on a video screen; threatening Metro Man] YOU will leave Metrocity! Or this will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi! [presses a button to show a captive Roxanne on a seperate screen] Huh?
METRO MAN
[whispers dramatically] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
ROXANNE RITCHI
Yeah, I'm not panicking.
MEGAMIND
[smirking] In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man!
ROXANNE RITCHI
We're at the abandoned observatory!
METRO MAN
Ah-ha!
MEGAMIND
No, we're not! Don't listen to her! She's crazy!
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ROXANNE RITCHI
You're SOOO predictable!
MEGAMIND
Predictable? Predictable? Oh, you call THIS predictable?! [pulls a lever that opens up an alligator pool beneath Roxanne]
ROXANNE RITCHI
Alligators, yes. Mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
MEGAMIND
[pulls another lever that reveals a hidden gun] What's this? Boom! In your face!
ROXANNE RITCHI
Cliché!
MEGAMIND
No! Look! Watch! [brings down a gauntlet of blades]
ROXANNE RITCHI
Juvenile!
MEGAMIND
Shock and awe! [brings up a chainsaw]
ROXANNE RITCHI
Tacky!
MEGAMIND
Oh, it's so scary! [unleashes a cycle of spiked boots]
ROXANNE RITCHI
Seen it!
MEGAMIND
[frantic] What's this one do?! [unleashes a flamethrower]
ROXANNE RITCHI
Garish! [Megamind breaks down] Okay, the spider's new.
MEGAMIND
Spider? [He sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne. Minion just shrugs.] Uh... Yes! The... the spiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnus deathicus"... will instantly paralyze... [Roxanne blows the spider into Megamind's eye.] Aargh! Get it off!
ROXANNE RITCHI
Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work!
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MEGAMIND
OK. There's no way she'll find the secret entrance.
ROXANNE RITCHI
[gasps excitedly] There's a doormat here that says "Secret Entrance"!
MEGAMIND
[turns around angrily] Minion!
MINION
I kept forgetting where it was.
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MINION
Sir, I think this is a bad idea...
MEGAMIND
Yes! It's a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad!
MINION
But I'm saying it's the kind of bad that-- Okay, you might think it's good from your bad perception, but from a good perception... it's just plain bad.
MEGAMIND
Oh, you don't know what's good for bad!
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HAL
Who are you?
MEGAMIND
[disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
HAL
Wow.
MEGAMIND
You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
HAL
What kind of power?
MEGAMIND
Unfathomable. It's like, uh, without fathom...
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MEGAMIND
You dare challenge Megamind?!
TITAN
This town isn't big enough for two supervillains!
MEGAMIND
Oh, you're a villain all right! Just not a SUPER one!
TITAN
Oh yeah? What's the difference?
MEGAMIND
PRESENTATION!