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AGENT J
I was on my way to my girlfriend's house.
YOUNG AGENT K
What's your girlfriend's name?
AGENT J
Shh... [pauses, thinking] Darren.
YOUNG AGENT K
Schdarren?
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BORIS THE ANIMAL
I win!
YOUNG AGENT K
Let's agree to disagree! [blows off Boris's arm]
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YOUNG AGENT K
Okay, future man, where to?
AGENT J
First of all, I'm gonna need my gun. [K gives J a pistol]
AGENT J
No no no, space gun!
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YOUNG AGENT K
[unfolds space bike] They have these in the future?
AGENT J
That's what I'm talking about!
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AGENT J
We're running out of time, we're running out of clues, and there's an invasion coming, so really we need to go right now!
YOUNG AGENT K
[deadpan] All right.
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AGENT J
Hey man, heck, how old are you?
YOUNG AGENT K
Twenty-nine.
AGENT J
You got some city miles on you...
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AGENT J
You hae got to turn the voltage down on that thing, I can't feel my tongue!
YOUNG AGENT K
How do you know my name?
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YOUNG AGENT K
Who are you, and what do you know?
AGENT J
I'm an agent of Men in BLack, but I'm from the future. We're partners, twenty-five years from now you're going to recruit me. The guy that you didn't le me kill at Coney Island today jumps back in time and unleashes a full-scale invasion. We got about 19 hours to catch him and kill him, so really we need to go right now!
YOUNG AGENT K
[deadpan] All right.
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COLONEL
Where's your partner?
YOUNG AGENT K
He's fine, he went back home.
COLONEL
How's that work?
YOUNG AGENT K
You got me!
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BORIS THE ANIMAL
Go ahead, arrest me!
YOUNG AGENT K
Not this time. [blasts Boris]