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HERMAN TOOTHROT
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?
GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
All colors?
HERMAN TOOTHROT
Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you?
GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD
That philosophy isn't worth my time.
HERMAN TOOTHROT
I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point.