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MIKE WAZOWSKI
Look at the big jerk. He ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID! Because of you, I am stuck in this frozen wasteland!
YETI
Wasteland? I think you mean "Wonderland"! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh? Oh, and wait until you see the local village, cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned all the free yak's milk.
SULLEY
Wh... What did you say?
YETI
Yak's milk. Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
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SULLEY
What have I done? This could ruin the company.
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing machine! [points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly] I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!
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SULLEY
Nice job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.
MIKE WAZOWSKI
You know, only someone with great comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot.
SULLEY
Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter has ten times the energy of scream had nothing to do with it.
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CHARLIE
[Trying to reassure George, who is in crutches after too many encounters with the CDA] Now, George, I know you can do this. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.
GEORGE SANDERSON
You know, you're right. Here, Take this. [Give Charlie his crutches]
CHARLIE
Go get 'em, Georgie. [as George walks to the door, Sulley bursts through, knocks George over]
SULLEY
Gangway! Look out! Coming through! Sorry, George.
CHARLIE
Hey, you can't just... [Sees a sock on George] 231...! [George grabs Charlie, stuffs the sock in his mouth and tosses him into the door, then walks away humming happily]
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MIKE WAZOWSKI
I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.
SULLEY
Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.
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SULLEY
Mike, this isn't Boo's door.
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Boo? What's Boo?
SULLEY
That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me...
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical. [singing] Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
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MIKE WAZOWSKI
[to Sulley] Y'know, sometimes I feel so romantic, I think I should just marry myself!
SULLEY
Give me a break, Mike...
MIKE WAZOWSKI
What a night of romance I've got ahead of me! Tonight is about me and Celia! Hoo-hoo, the loveboat is about to set sail! I'm telling ya, pal, I see her face and it makes my heart go-- [finds himself face-to-face with Roz] YIKES!!!
ROZ
[sternly] Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Well, as a matter of fact--
ROZ
And I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly...for once! [silence] Your stunned silence is very reassuring. [leaves]
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Oh no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're gonna give our table away, what am I gonna tell--?! [Celia comes up to Mike] Schmoopsie-Pooh.
CELIA
Hey Googly-Bear, wanna get going?
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Do I ever? It's just that... Uh...
CELIA
What?
MIKE WAZOWSKI
There's a small--
CELIA
I don't understand.
SULEY
It's just I forgot about some paperwork I was supposed to file. Mike was reminding me; thanks, buddy.
MIKE WAZOWSKI
I was? I mean, I was! Yeah, I was.
CELIA
Okay, let's go then.
MIKE WAZOWSKI
We're going! [whispering to Sulley] On my desk, Sulley. The pink copies go to accounting, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. [Celia pulls him away; he comes back] Leave the puce! [gets pulled away again]
SULLEY
[to himself] So the pink copies go to purchasing, and the fuchsia ones go to Roz. No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Man, I have no idea what puce is... [looks at some reddish-brown files] Oh, that's puce.
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SULLEY
We need to get to Boo.
MIKE WAZOWSKI
[Throws a snowcone at him] Boo? What about us? [Throws another snowcone] Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are! [Throws another snowcone] Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. We would've had it made!
SULLEY
None of that matters now.
MIKE WAZOWSKI
None of it matters? Wa-wait a second. None of it matters? Oh, okay, that's - no. Good. Great. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?
YETI
Oh, would you look at that? We're out of snowcones. Let me... just go outside and make some more. [Leaves]
MIKE WAZOWSKI
Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh? What about Celia? I am never... never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter? What about me? I'm your pal, I'm-I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?
SULLEY
I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean all this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that...
MIKE WAZOWSKI
We? Whoa, whoa. We? No. There's no we this time, pal. If-if-if you want to go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest, because you're on your own.
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MIKE WAZOWSKI
Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley.
SULLEY
Ahhhhh.
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SULLEY
[Boo is hopping up and down like she has to use a toilet] Say, that's a cute little dance you got there. It almost looks like you have to... Oh!