from Mulan
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MULAN
Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch.
MUSHU
Yeah, yeah.
MUSHU
[talking and acting like a girl] Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Pfft! Hygiene.
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MULAN
It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
MUSHU
Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say "aaah"!
MULAN
[in fear] Aaah!
MUSHU
That's close enough!
MULAN
A ghost.
MUSHU
Get ready, Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand! For I have been sent by your ancestors... to guide you through your masquerade.
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MUSHU
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.
MUSHU
Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
MUSHU
Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...
MULAN
Stop. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.
MUSHU
Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
MUSHU
Let's move it, heifer.
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MUSHU
We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming!
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MUSHU
Now punch him - that's how men say hello.
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MUSHU
My little baby, off to destroy people.
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MUSHU
[reading Cri-Kee's note] "From General Li. Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot if you'd come and back us up." Hmm, that's great, except you forgot, "And since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some." *Hel-lo!* This is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm talkin' about?
MUSHU
[reading Cri-Kee's note] "From General Li. Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot if you'd come and back us up." Hmm, that's great, except you forgot, "And since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some." Hello! This is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm talkin' about?
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CHI FU
Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl.
MUSHU
[disguised as a messenger riding the panda] Urgent news from the General.
MUSHU
What's the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?
CHI FU
Who are you?
MUSHU
Excuse me? I think the question is, who are *you!* We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for this, snatch it *right* off your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you.
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MUSHU
Let's go kick some Hunny buns!
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MUSHU
Look you get porridge! And it's happy to see ya!