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ALEX FLETCHER
My face is in the butter.
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ALEX FLETCHER
You look like a worried little doggy.
SOPHIE FISHER
Ruff.
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ALEX FLETCHER
[Hails taxi] She's going to have a baby!
SOPHIE FISHER
[Taxi continues driving away] Hey! What if it were true?
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ALEX FLETCHER
Theoretically, I could pick you up because I will be taking a cab.
SOPHIE FISHER
I could be standing outside at 9:40 in bright orange clothes, so you wouldn't miss me...
ALEX FLETCHER
Oh, good, you'll get some road work done while you wait, then.
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ALEX FLETCHER
People wait their whole lives to see an ex when things are going really good. it NEVER happens. You could make relationship history!
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ALEX FLETCHER
Anybody see 'Battle of the 80's Has-Beens' last night? That Debbie Gibson can take a punch.
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SOPHIE FISHER
[hits her head on piano] OW!
ALEX FLETCHER
Yes, I think she's up now.
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ALEX FLETCHER
The few syllables you got out were absolutely devastating.
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ALEX FLETCHER
We could even re-pot the ficus.
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ALEX FLETCHER
Just a little bit louder, because this song is intended for humans, okay? Way Back Into Love, take two.