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JIMINY CRICKET
Now, you see, the world is full of temptations.
PINOCCHIO
Temptations?
JIMINY CRICKET
Yep, temptations. They're the wrong things that seem right at the time, but, uh... even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things, [chuckles] may be right at the wrong time, or visa versa. [clears throat] Understand?
PINOCCHIO
[shakes his head] Uh-uh. But I'm gonna do right.
JIMINY CRICKET
Atta boy, Pinoke! And I'm gonna help ya.
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JIMINY CRICKET
Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?
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JIMINY CRICKET
[shouting] Pinocchio! So this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself. Smoking! Playing pool!
JIMINY CRICKET
Oww! You're comin' right home with me this minute!
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JIMINY CRICKET
All right, then, here's what we'll tell 'em. You can't go to the theater, say thank you just the same - you're sorry, but you've got to go to school.
PINOCCHIO
Mmm-hmm.
FOULFELLOW
Pinocchio! Oh, Pinocchio! Woo-hoo!
JIMINY CRICKET
Here they come, Pinoke. Now, you tell 'em.
FOULFELLOW
Woo hoo! Oh, little boy! Ah, there you are. Where were we? Ah, yes. On to the theater!
PINOCCHIO
Good bye, Jiminy! Good bye!
JIMINY CRICKET
Good bye? Huh? Good bye? [Sees Pinocchio going off with Foulfellow and Gideon] Hey, Pinoke! You can't go...! There he goes. What'll I do? I'll run and tell his father. No, that'd be snitching. I'll go after him myself.
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JIMINY CRICKET
Toodle-oo, Stromboli.
PINOCCHIO
[yelling] Goodbye, Mr Stromb...
JIMINY CRICKET
Shhh! Quiet! Let's get out of here before something else happens.
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JIMINY CRICKET
You buttered your bread. Now sleep in it!
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JIMINY CRICKET
Needs a little oil.
JIMINY CRICKET
That's what I said.
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JIMINY CRICKET
[to Pinocchio] Remember what I said about temptations? [points to Honest John] That's him.
PINOCCHIO
Oh, no, Jiminy. That's Mr. Honest John.
JIMINY CRICKET
[shocked] Honest John?
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JIMINY CRICKET
Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here.
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JIMINY CRICKET
[to Monstro] Hey, blubber mouth, open up! I gotta get in there!