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FABIENNE
Whose motorcycle is this?
BUTCH
It's a chopper, baby.
FABIENNE
Whose chopper is this?
BUTCH
It's Zed's.
FABIENNE
Who's Zed?
BUTCH
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
1
BUTCH
Will you hand me a towel, miss beautiful tulip?
FABIENNE
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
0
BUTCH
I think I cracked a rib.
FABIENNE
Giving me oral pleasure?
BUTCH
No, retard, from the fight.
0
FABIENNE
Where's my Honda?
BUTCH
Sorry, baby, but I had to crash that Honda.
0
BUTCH
How was your breakfast?
FABIENNE
It was good...
BUTCH
Did you get the pancakes, the blueberry pancakes?
FABIENNE
No, no, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk - are you sure you're okay?
BUTCH
Honey, since I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest fucking day of my life! Come on, hop on - I'll tell you all about it.
0
BUTCH
I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie.
FABIENNE
Blueberry pie.
BUTCH
Okay, maybe not that fast. But pretty fast, alright?
0
FABIENNE
I was looking at myself in the mirror.
BUTCH
Uh-huh?
FABIENNE
I wish I had a pot.
BUTCH
You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
FABIENNE
A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
BUTCH
Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
FABIENNE
Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
BUTCH
I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
FABIENNE
The difference is huge.
BUTCH
You want me to have a pot?
FABIENNE
No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
BUTCH
You think guys would find that attractive?
FABIENNE
I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
-1
BUTCH
Where's my watch?
FABIENNE
It's there.
BUTCH
No it's not.
FABIENNE
It should be.
BUTCH
Yes, it most definitely should be but it's not here now, so where the fuck is it?
-1
BUTCH
Did you bring the watch?
FABIENNE
I believe so.
BUTCH
You believe so? You "believe" so? What the fuck does that mean? You either did, or you didn't!
FABIENNE
Then I did.
BUTCH
Are you sure?
FABIENNE
[shakes her head] No...
BUTCH
[explodes into a rampage] Fuck! Motherfucking shit! Do you fucking know how fucking stupid you are? Shit! Fuck!
BUTCH
It's not your fault.