7
JOHNNY GAT
(To the player who's mute) Yeah, you've been a great help.
4
JOHNNY GAT
I'm gonna skull fuck her!
MAIN CHARACTER
I hope you don't mind hepatitis.
2
3RD STREET SAINT
[referring to Lin joining West Side Rollerz to obtain insider info] I didn't think the Rollerz pimped hoes.
LIN
[punches the 3rd Street Saint to the ground] Any other comments?
JOHNNY GAT
Yeah. When you punch, don't throw your shoulders so much.
2
JOHNNY GAT
[in an elevator, looking for Tanya] I'm gonna skull-fuck that bitch.
MAIN CHARACTER
[pause] Hope you don't mind hepatitis
1
BENJAMIN KING
She tells everything to her fashion consultant, he shouldn't be too hard to break.
JOHNNY GAT
Who is this guy?
BENJAMIN KING
Some Eurotrash motherfucker named Stefan.
JOHNNY GAT
I hate him already.
1
JOHNNY GAT
I got a plan
DEX
Your definition of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashin' everything in your way.
JOHNNY GAT
Well, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me!
1
JOHNNY GAT
[while disguised as a Vice King] You never shoulda messed with the Saints! Or the Vice Kings... Because that's what we are.
1
JOHNNY GAT
Bullets still kill motherfuckers, right? Doesn't get much simpler than that.
1
JOHNNY GAT
(Yelling at a TV Crew) Yeah, we're blowing up shit! Cause we're the... Vice Kings, right.
1
JOHNNY GAT
I got a plan
DEX
Your definition of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashin' everything in your way.
JOHNNY GAT
Well, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me!
DEX
A real *dumb* plan, as your whackass robo-leg proves.
'JOHNNY GAT
Ah, fuck you.
DEX
Next time you try that cowboy shit you may not walk away at all.
JOHNNY GAT
No, seriously- fuck you.
DEX
Look, I've got a plan that will put hurt on the Kings and minimum risk on you.
JOHNNY GAT
How much murder do I get to do?
DEX
None!
JOHNNY GAT
Your plan blows.