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VELMA
I'm gonna solve this one first.
FRED
Not before I solve it first.
MONDAVARIOUS
Well done.
DAPHNE
You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
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DAPHNE
Wait. I know how to deal with this guy. [shouts to Voodoo Maestro] Hey you! What are you doin'?
VELMA
Yes, that is masterful.
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SHAGGY
Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavoured ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
SCOOBY DOO
Mmm-mm.
SHAGGY
That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
VELMA
You know what, Shaggy. You've really put it into perspective for me.
SHAGGY
Thanks.
VELMA
I quit.
SHAGGY
No.
DAPHNE
No way. You-you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl.
FRED
Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
VELMA
I'm outta here.
DAPHNE
Oh Yeah, Well Good riddance.
SHAGGY
Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guy's, don't do this. Please, don't go.
SCOOBY DOO
Do I quit?
SHAGGY
No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
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VELMA
Let's get jinky with it.
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VELMA
Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note. [Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face] My glasses. Where's my glasses?
DAPHNE
Who's helpless now?
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VELMA
[to a monster] You can use a little sunlight.
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FRED
I'm me!
DAPHNE
I'm back.
SHAGGY
Like, me too.
VELMA
Told you so.
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VELMA'S FRIEND
[about Scrappy] "Puppy power", huh?
VELMA
[laughing] And he wasn't even a puppy. He had a gland disorder.
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VELMA
Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?
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FRED
[in Daphne's body] Hey! I can look at myself naked!
VELMA
Oh brother.