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BEVERLY SUTPHIN
So you admit you just lied!
DOTTIE HINKLE
No I don't, you bitch!
JUDGE
Watch your mouth Mrs. Hinkel.
DOTTIE HINKLE
Did you see that... she just said "Fuck you" to me!
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Let the records show I'm merely standing here!
DOTTIE HINKLE
Fuck you too, you whore!
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BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
DOTTIE HINKLE
No I'm not, you motherfucker!
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BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Are those pussywillows?
ROSEMARY ACKERMAN
Dried ones. Aren't they pretty?
DOTTIE HINKLE
What did you just say?
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
[in the stalker voice] Pussywillows, Dottie!
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DOTTIE HINKLE
Hello?
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
DOTTIE HINKLE
God damn you! Stop calling here!
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
DOTTIE HINKLE
You bitch!
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
DOTTIE HINKLE
The police are tracing this call this very minute.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
DOTTIE HINKLE
FUCK YOU! [hangs up]
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
[laughs manically]
DOTTIE HINKLE
Didn't I just say fuck you!?
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
[in a different voice] I beg your pardon!
DOTTIE HINKLE
Who is this?
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?
DOTTIE HINKLE
Yes, I am; I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson, but this is driving me crazy! I have my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
DOTTIE HINKLE
I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Oh well, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words.
DOTTIE HINKLE
I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
[reverting to the original voice] Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin' whore!
DOTTIE HINKLE
Goddamn you!
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Motherfucker!
DOTTIE HINKLE
Cocksucker!
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DOTTIE HINKLE
Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it.
DETECTIVE GRACEY
Say what?
DOTTIE HINKLE
Are those... I can't say the words out loud.
DETECTIVE GRACEY
Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used?
DOTTIE HINKLE
Maybe.
POLICE WOMAN
It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out.
DOTTIE HINKLE
PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!
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BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?
DOTTIE HINKLE
No, I don't.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
So you weren't drunk when you received those alleged obscene phone calls?
DOTTIE HINKLE
I certainly was not.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's, the day you claim you recognized my voice, you weren't drinking?
DOTTIE HINKLE
One beer with lunch is hardly drinking.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
So you do drink?
DOTTIE HINKLE
Socially. I'll have a beer.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
So you admit you just lied?
DOTTIE HINKLE
No I don't, you bitch!
JUDGE
Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle.
DOTTIE HINKLE
Did you see her?! She just said "fuck you" to me!
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Let the record show I'm merely standing here!
DOTTIE HINKLE
Fuck you too, you whore!
JUDGE
I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle. One more obscenity and I'll charge you with contempt of court.
BEVERLY SUTPHIN
Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
DOTTIE HINKLE
No I'm not, you mother fucker!