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PRINCE CHARMING
You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... Where... is... Shrek?
PINOCCHIO
Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
PRINCE CHARMING
You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
PINOCCHIO
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
PRINCE CHARMING
So you do know where he is!
PINOCCHIO
On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
PRINCE CHARMING
Stop it!
PINOCCHIO
...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
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GINGY
I hate dinner theatre.
PINOCCHIO
Me too. [nose grows]
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GINGERBREAD MAN
Ew! This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater.
PINOCCHIO
Me too. [his nose grows]
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DONKEY
Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
PINOCCHIO
But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
GINGERBREAD MAN
As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
WOLF
I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
DONKEY
Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.