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BIG ENOS
Son, you're looking at a legend.
LITTLE ENOS
I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.
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LITTLE ENOS
I think you're just a little bit scared.
BANDIT
That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
LITTLE ENOS
Your momma is so ugly...
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BANDIT
Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
LITTLE ENOS
It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
BANDIT
Watch your language, little lady.
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BANDIT
New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck.
BANDIT
Speedy car.
BANDIT
Speedier than that.
LITTLE ENOS
[mumbling] I'd like to kick his ass just once.
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BIG ENOS
Twenty to one I break the son of a bitch this time.
LITTLE ENOS
Gimme five-hundred on the Bandit.
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BANDIT
Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours. No problem.
LITTLE ENOS
It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
BANDIT
You watch your language, little lady. The problem here, is that Coors beer, you take that east of Texas and that's uh, that's bootlegging.
LITTLE ENOS
You know I think you're just a little bit scared.
BANDIT
That's GREAT psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
LITTLE ENOS
Yo' mamma is so ugly...
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BANDIT
Cledus, get the money.
CLEDUS SNOW
Yeah, how 'bout the money?
LITTLE ENOS
How 'bout double or nothin'?
CLEDUS SNOW
How 'bout forgettin' it?
BANDIT
Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?
LITTLE ENOS
You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.
CARRIE
You're on.
BANDIT
Uh, you're on.
BIG ENOS
In 18 hours?
BANDIT
You're still on.
CLEDUS SNOW
WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!
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BANDIT
Hold on, Now just wait a minute - why do you need all that beer for?
LITTLE ENOS
Because he's thirsty, dummy!