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PAM
(Interviewing Brennan) Well, Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobs.
BRENNAN HUFF
I'm a bit of a spark plug...and, Human Resources Lady, I think...
PAM
You know, actually, it's Pam.
BRENNAN HUFF
I'm sorry. Well, Pan...
PAM
No, my name is PAM.
BRENNAN HUFF
Are you saying Pam? or Pan?
PAM
I'm saying Pam. Yeah, I'm sorry, who is this gentlemen behind you? (Dale pokes his head out from behind Brennan)
DALE DOBACK
Hello, Ms. Lady! I'm Dale, I'm Brennan's stepbrother, and I think I may be able to help with the Pan-Pam dilemma.
BRENNAN HUFF
Yeah, that'd be great.
DALE DOBACK
Pan.
PAM
Pam.
BRENNAN HUFF
Pand...There's a D on the end.
DALE DOBACK
With an M.
PAM
There's no D. it's Pam.
DALE DOBACK
It's like "Comb" except P-A-N-M. N-N. There's two N's.
BRENNAN HUFF
Two M's. That was the confusion.
PAM
I think we've had enough...
BRENNAN HUFF
Shush up for one second. Shut your mouth. Wait. Shut your mouth.
PAM
I'm sorry what did you say?
BRENNAN HUFF
You're just coming off stupid.
PAM
Oh. I'm coming off stupid? You're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms! Please leave this office. We're done with this interview.
BRENNAN HUFF
Do we get any kind of souvenir?