PAM (Interviewing Brennan) Well, Brennan you certainly have had a lot of jobs.

BRENNAN HUFF I'm a bit of a spark plug...and, Human Resources Lady, I think...

PAM You know, actually, it's Pam.

BRENNAN HUFF I'm sorry. Well, Pan...

PAM No, my name is PAM.

BRENNAN HUFF Are you saying Pam? or Pan?

PAM I'm saying Pam. Yeah, I'm sorry, who is this gentlemen behind you? (Dale pokes his head out from behind Brennan)

DALE DOBACK Hello, Ms. Lady! I'm Dale, I'm Brennan's stepbrother, and I think I may be able to help with the Pan-Pam dilemma.

BRENNAN HUFF Yeah, that'd be great.

DALE DOBACK Pan.

PAM Pam.

BRENNAN HUFF Pand...There's a D on the end.

DALE DOBACK With an M.

PAM There's no D. it's Pam.

DALE DOBACK It's like "Comb" except P-A-N-M. N-N. There's two N's.

BRENNAN HUFF Two M's. That was the confusion.

PAM I think we've had enough...

BRENNAN HUFF Shush up for one second. Shut your mouth. Wait. Shut your mouth.

PAM I'm sorry what did you say?

BRENNAN HUFF You're just coming off stupid.

PAM Oh. I'm coming off stupid? You're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms! Please leave this office. We're done with this interview.

BRENNAN HUFF Do we get any kind of souvenir?