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CAPTAIN O'HAGAN
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
MAC
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
FARVA
You mean Shenanigans?
MAC
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
THORNY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols]
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FARVA
Who can say "meow" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.
FARVA
Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.
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FARVA
Say car Ram-Rod.
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CAPTAIN O'HAGAN
There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.
FARVA
Cap'n... you know I'm not a pro-union guy.
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RABBIT
[lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap.
FARVA
Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker!
MAC
Awesome prank, Farva.
FARVA
Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.
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FARVA
Liter is French for give me some fuckin' cola or I'll break vous's fuckin' lip!
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FARVA
MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch?
FARVA
Oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter.
FARVA
Lady in blue comin' through.
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FARVA
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
THORNY
You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.
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FARVA
Don't call me radio, unit 91.
MAC
Then don't call me unit 91, radio.
FARVA
Are you done?
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FARVA
What's this?
RABBIT
A chamois cloth.
FARVA
Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.