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JESUS QUINTANA
You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
THE DUDE
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
JESUS QUINTANA
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
THE DUDE
Jesus.
JESUS QUINTANA
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
WALTER SOBCHAK
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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JESUS QUINTANA
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
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JESUS QUINTANA
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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THE DUDE
Fuckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
WALTER SOBCHAK
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
THE DUDE
Yeah.
WALTER SOBCHAK
No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
THE DUDE
Oh!
WALTER SOBCHAK
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
DONNY
What's a … pederast, Walter?
WALTER SOBCHAK
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
JESUS QUINTANA
You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
THE DUDE
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
JESUS QUINTANA
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".
THE DUDE
Jesus.
JESUS QUINTANA
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
WALTER SOBCHAK
Eight-year-olds, Dude.