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MS. TUCKER
Paul... Paul I wanted to let you know that I am your biggest fan and that I'll will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you on gameday!
PAUL 'WRECKING' CREWE
Ok I appreciate that.
MS. TUCKER
Paul I appreciate you.
PAUL 'WRECKING' CREWE
Ok.
BRUCIE
All right are you done now?
MS. TUCKER
What are you just jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
BRUCIE
Yea I don't know what you're talking about.
MS. TUCKER
Whatever back freckle!
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BIG TONY
[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
BRUCIE
try-out, you half a meatball.
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PAUL 'WRECKING' CREWE
I will be your coach, your captain, your quarterback...
BRUCIE
You haven't played in years! Why can't I be quarterback?
PAUL 'WRECKING' CREWE
You're right; let's see what you got. [throws ball to Brucie] Hit me; I'm open!
BRUCIE
[throws wild pass]
PAUL 'WRECKING' CREWE
That's why, now sit down and shut up.
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BRUCIE
[after being hit hard] I got a bird, his name is Ronnie!
CARETAKER
Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!
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BRUCIE
How come I cant be kicker? I was all state!
PAUL 'WRECKING' CREWE
All right let's see what you got.
PAUL 'WRECKING' CREWE
[kicks ball along the ground]... that's why you dumbass.
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CON TRANSVESTITE
What's wrong with you? Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
BRUCIE
I don't know what you're talking about, Freak show!
CON TRANSVESTITE
Whatever, back freckles!
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CARETAKER
Who we gonna crush?
(PRISONERS TEAM)
The guards!
CARETAKER
Who we gonna kill?
CARETAKER
Who we gonna kiss?
BRUCIE
[shouting out loud all alone] The guards!
CARETAKER
[smile] Gotcha.
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BRUCIE
[Brucie is about to kick off] Jesus Christ my saviour,if you help me out with this one I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys, Amen.
0
BRUCIE
[Brucie is about to kick off] Our Savior Jesus, help me do this right and I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black men.
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BIG TONY
try-out, you half a meatball.
BRUCIE
It's try-out, you half a meatball.