2
MIRACLE MAX
Have fun stormin' da castle.
VALERIE
Think it'll work?
MIRACLE MAX
It would take a miracle.
1
MIRACLE MAX
Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
FEZZIK
I'm on the Brute Squad.
MIRACLE MAX
[sees Fezzik] You *are* the Brute Squad!
0
MIRACLE MAX
He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
INIGO MONTOYA
He's dead. He can't talk.
MIRACLE MAX
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
INIGO MONTOYA
What's that?
MIRACLE MAX
Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
0
MIRACLE MAX
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
0
MIRACLE MAX
[Lifts and drops the arm of the dead Westley] I've seen worse.
0
MIRACLE MAX
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe
MIRACLE MAX
they're so perky, I love that.
0
MIRACLE MAX
You got any money?
INIGO MONTOYA
Sixty-five.
MIRACLE MAX
I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
INIGO MONTOYA
This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
MIRACLE MAX
Are you a rotten liar.
INIGO MONTOYA
I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
MIRACLE MAX
Your first story was better.
0
INIGO MONTOYA
But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
MIRACLE MAX
Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
INIGO MONTOYA
Humiliations galore!
MIRACLE MAX
That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job.
0
MIRACLE MAX
Get back, witch.
VALERIE
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
0
INIGO MONTOYA
True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
MIRACLE MAX
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. Except that's not what he said: he distinctly said "To Blave," which we all know means "to bluff." So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated! [Valerie storms in]
VALERIE
Liar! Liar!
MIRACLE MAX
Get back, witch!
VALERIE
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!