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MADMARTIGAN
Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?
SORSHA
You said you loved me.
MADMARTIGAN
I don't remember that.
SORSHA
You lied to me.
MADMARTIGAN
No, I... I just wasn't myself last night.
SORSHA
I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it.
MADMARTIGAN
Sort of.
SORSHA
Then what?
MADMARTIGAN
It... went away.
SORSHA
Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it *went away*?
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WILLOW
Don't call me a peck!
MADMARTIGAN
Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!
1
WILLOW
See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone!
MADMARTIGAN
Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
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MADMARTIGAN
What are you going to look like if this works?
FIN RAZIEL
Don't interrupt.
MADMARTIGAN
Sorry.
FIN RAZIEL
I'm a young beautiful woman.
MADMARTIGAN
Concentrate, Willow!
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WILLOW
What are you doing?
MADMARTIGAN
I found some blackroot. She loves it.
WILLOW
Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
MADMARTIGAN
Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?
WILLOW
Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!
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MADMARTIGAN
Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It's good for you. It puts hair on your chest, doesn't it, Sticks?
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SORSHA
What are you looking at?
MADMARTIGAN
Your leg. I'd like to break it.
0
MADMARTIGAN
I love you, Sorsha!
SORSHA
Stop saying that!
0
MADMARTIGAN
What the hell happened up there?
WILLOW
You started spouting poetry. "I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!" You almost got us killed!
MADMARTIGAN
"I love you Sorsha?" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... Don't I?
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LLUG
Wanna breed?
MADMARTIGAN
[disguised as Hilda] Tempting... but no.