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JEFFREY WEINERSLAV
Okay, I'm Jeffrey. I am a mediator, and you two are having a dispute. Now why is that?
JENNA MARONEY
Because Tracy thinks he can treat me unfairly because I'm a woman.
TRACY JORDAN
What? Please, we are here because white folks think they can do whatever they want to do to black folks. It's like when Adrien Brody kissed Halle Berry at the Oscars! White people stole jazz, rock 'n roll, Will Smith, and heart disease! Now they think they can take my hard-earned money.
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LIZ LEMON
Excuse me, Mr. Weinerslav...
JEFFREY WEINERSLAV
It's pronounced Wiener-slave.