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SISTER JUDE
Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.
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SISTER JUDE
Never trust a drunk.
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SISTER JUDE
[to Mother Superior about Satan's plan] Bit by bit, he turns our eyes away from God.
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SISTER JUDE
[to Lana] Come on, goddammit, give me a cigarette. I think I've earned it.
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SISTER JUDE
So you'll spend the next couple days here, reflecting on your behavior.
LEIGH EMERSON
How can I reflect when my hand's tied down? [tries to simulate masturbating]
SISTER JUDE
You're disgusting.
LEIGH EMERSON
We all got our crosses to bear.
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SISTER JUDE
There's going be some changes around here, starting with that. [walks up to the record player and smashes the record that constantly plays in the rec room]
LANA
[after Sister Jude returns to her seat] Well, hot damn.
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DR. ARDEN
The last time I suggested electroshock therapy, you accused me of being a sadistic barbarian.
SISTER JUDE
I prayed about it. When I wasn't praying for you to find a halfway decent haberdasher.
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SISTER JUDE
I do hope you know what you are in for. The loneliness, the heartbreak, the sacrifice you will face as a woman with a dream on her own.
LANA
You don't have any idea of what I'm capable of.
SISTER JUDE
Well, then, look at you, Ms. Lana Banana. Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.
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SISTER JUDE
So, "Anne Frank," is it? What a relief it will be to millions of schoolchildren to know you survived.
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DR. ARDEN
When the monsignor brought me out of retirement to run Briarcliff's medical unit, we made a gentleman's agreement.
SISTER JUDE
Curious, since only one of you is a gentleman.